the-spirit-of-adventure:

Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!

pumpkinsong42:

burgir

biglawbear:

somekindofsheepl:

biglawbear:

forbiddnsky:

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

On it boss

Scrolled through the reblogs but didn’t see anyone combine it yet…

I should have known that my comment would somehow turn to monster fucking and yet still I sit here, surprised,

chicafinal:

chicafinal:

house md 2023 and the team has to treat a true crime podcaster. house starts a betting pool saying he can solve the patients case AND the cold case the podcaster was recording before falling ill. cameron questions the morality of making entertainment out of other people’s suffering. wilson bets against house. chase tells foreman and cameron that they should start their own podcast about their weekly cases

great work everybody! 🫡

teaboot:

Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.

“Closed at 6pm” does not mean “The entry door locks up at 6, but if you’re already inside you can keep on shopping.”

It means, “you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm.”

This is not up for debate

This is just how things work

markscherz:

abigfloatingeyeball:

markscherz:

penisman420-69:

noxianjoinedthegame:

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like “i like this one”

this is actually exactly how it works

I find adding frogs helps. Like here, behold, a frog tum.

Like this?

Yes it’s working

lonesomelavender:

animentality:

A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kid gay but Winona Ryder in Alien Resurrection will

cretaceous-kid:

knuppitalism-with-ue:

Please welcome Perucetus, the new - and largest- known archeoceti.

A whale of enormous proportions. While it’s exact size and weight is certainly a matter of heated debates it was no doubt a really big boi. Here a quick sketch of it approaching a time traveler.

‘IS IMMENSITY

yebisu:

Finally

Cyberpunk 2077 gave us Penis 2.

But Baldur’s Gate 3 has given us…

athelind:

ironbound-oberon:

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

Cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled.